Capitalism Curious Gifts

"I've sold my airspace."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'That's our mission statement.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

World Economics

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Made in China.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Move Ahead with Basel III!

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Dollar

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Desk at the Horizon