Curious Capitalist Gifts

First National Bank. . . Assets: wouldn't you like to know?

"I googled wealth and found it!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

But is it organic?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

World Economics

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Big business is not evil

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Dollar

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Large cap funds

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Company take-over bid

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Big Shot - Bigger Shot