Curious Economist Gifts

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"We're making progress."

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."