Quirky Economist Gifts

'The upside of this drug is you'll live longer. The downside is that you'll live in poverty.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'I thought we alread got this month's phone bill.' 'We did - this is volume 2.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'Eddie, my advice is to buy the stock now. If the company goes bankrupt, the stock will become a collector's item, and the price will soar!'

'Eureka! I found the cure for a down stock market!'

'I see she found a sugar-daddy.'

"No, you can't pay in camels -but we do accept goldfish!"

Deposit Slips - 25c.

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Prefer to say 'p*****g it back into the economy'.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

Economic Theory Cards

A man sees a beggar with a sign, offering kisses for £1.00.

"Our business is all about change. A penny here, a nickel there...it adds up."

'Mean? He's left handed and keeps his money in his right-hand pocket.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'This 'prime rate' of yours -- does it include the wind-chill factor?'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

"Miss Frimley, have my portfolio moved off-planet."

Money Talks - 'Hey cheapskate! Gimme, Gimme, Gimme'

Free Investment Advice with Prix Fixe Lunch

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Coin Return 25 cents.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'