Spooky Economist Gifts

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

The Decline of the Euro.

Corporations will have to earn this tax cut one dollar at a time!

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

'So this is how they're recovering from insolvency?'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"Do you think we could botox the economy?"

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

Business Fairy Tales.

"More problems with China - their money contains lead."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'There are billions and billions of dollars of unreported income. How come we don't have any of it?'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

Spin for Oil.

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