Witchy Economist Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures a witchy economist’s unique blend of finance savvy and mystical flair? Our collection offers witty, charming items that celebrate their love for markets and magic—ideal for personalizing their workspace or adding a quirky touch to their home. Find thoughtful mugs, tees, and decor that speak to their dual passions, making every day a little more magical and financially astute.

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'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.' mockup

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth! mockup

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

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Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores. mockup

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan." mockup

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

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'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.' mockup

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

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Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..." mockup

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

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'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.' mockup

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

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Trump Tariffs

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I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you? mockup

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

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A few Halloween costume ideas.

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Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office mockup

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

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"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?" mockup

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

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The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years! mockup

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

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'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.' mockup

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

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'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.' mockup

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

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'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?' mockup

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

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Economic

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'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.' mockup

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

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"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!" mockup

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

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Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy mockup

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

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"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed." mockup

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

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"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days." mockup

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes." mockup

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

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"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50." mockup

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

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'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.' mockup

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

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Cave Men - Early Business Failures. mockup

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

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'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.' mockup

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

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"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss." mockup

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

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'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...' mockup

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

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"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!" mockup

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

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Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets. mockup

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

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'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.' mockup

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

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Recession tips & taxes

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'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.' mockup

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

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Witchy Economist Gifts Collection

Witchy Economist Mugs

Discover more magical and witty mugs designed for the witchy economist—perfect for brightening their mornings with a dash of charm.

Witchy Economist Pillows

Explore a collection of cozy pillows with mystical and financial flair—perfect for adding personality to any space.

Witchy Economist Prints

Brighten their decor with captivating prints that celebrate the witchy economist’s love for magic and money—ideal for personal or gift purposes.

Witchy Economist T-Shirts

Find playful and enchanting t-shirts for the witchy economist—ideal for showcasing their unique blend of interests in style.