Witchy Economist Gifts

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Trump Tariffs

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

A few Halloween costume ideas.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Economic

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

Recession tips & taxes

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'