Cheeky Economist Gifts

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Recession tips & taxes

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Trickledown economics

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'We buy and sell them.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Justice for a heckler.

Government Handouts.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"