Cheeky Economist Prints

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Recession tips & taxes

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Trickledown economics

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Justice for a heckler.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Government Handouts.