Mystical Economist Gifts

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Branson space shot

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

TPP

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"In Heaven it does."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Economic Theory Cards

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."