Mystical Economist T-Shirts

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Branson space shot

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"In Heaven it does."

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Economic Theory Cards

'Eddie, how about emerging Far East funds? The rumor is that China will come out with a velcro chopstick!'

I'll have your guidance on future earnings in a second.

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'