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"I've sold my airspace."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'That's our mission statement.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

World Economics

Big business is not evil

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Made in China.

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Dollar

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Desk at the Horizon

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

I can't believe It!