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"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

The two faces of capitalism.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Capitalism and Consumers

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"