Capitalism Commentators T-Shirts

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"It started off as a marriage convenience, but we really learned to love each other."

"Wow, I'd always assumed it was just a figure of speech!"

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'