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"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

Political speech

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

The two faces of capitalism.

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'