Discussing Capitalism Gifts

"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Corporate Greed.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Big business is not evil

Making money for investors is simple

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"