Capitalism Debater Gifts

What Should Jeff Bezos Do With "His" $131 Billion?

The Merciless Tribe of CEOs...

Plunder Globally, Media-Manage Locally

Lovers Leap

The Price of Freedom

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Corporate Greed.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

More Unequal Than Others