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Capitalism runs a man off the cliff edge.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"I'm not totally sure you understand how this whole capitalism thing works."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Economy.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Long and Short term investments.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'