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'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Making money for investors is simple

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Big business is not evil

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

World Economics

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Consumption Graph.

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'