Capitalism Adventurer T-Shirts

“Well, either we get eaten or take our chances with Capitalism.”

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Creative Baby.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Dow's up!"