Capital Adventurer T-Shirts

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Creative Baby.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"What's your occupation?"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Bankside

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"Dow's up!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

365 Lemonade Stand

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Now hiring.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Job hoppers.

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

The Day Trader

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'