Capital Adventurer T-Shirts

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

Creative Baby.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Bankside

"Dow's up!"

365 Lemonade Stand

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

Man in a Tuxedo

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

Job hoppers.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Manhattan Woods