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What happens when the bears are running the market.

"I'd always assumed 'cattle-class' was just an expression."

"Well it's a lot cheaper than the train!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Profit

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

The Salesman

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Dow's up!"

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

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