Capitalism Adventurer Gifts

“Well, either we get eaten or take our chances with Capitalism.”

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

E=mc2.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'