Construction Curious Gifts

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Punch Initials - O

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.