Construction Confusion Connoisseur Gifts

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

About the potter.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'