Confusion Connoisseurs Gifts

Looking for a gift that laughs in the face of confusion? Our confusion connoisseurs range is designed for the curious, the puzzled, and the delightfully perplexed. Show your appreciation for those who embrace life's mysteries with humor and style. From witty mugs to clever prints, these products add a touch of fun and thoughtfulness to every day, making it easier to celebrate the joy of being wonderfully puzzled.

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"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?" mockup

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.' mockup

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.' mockup

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.' mockup

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups." mockup

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

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It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down. mockup

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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Mass Confucian

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'Who are you and what do you want?' mockup

'Who are you and what do you want?'

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"Just junk mail."

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"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?" mockup

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

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"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?" mockup

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

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"Are you talking to me?"

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"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples." mockup

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

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"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized." mockup

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

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'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?' mockup

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

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Joke traffic signs.

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Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam. mockup

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

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"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?" mockup

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

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The pilgrimage begins

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"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?" mockup

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

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'I have no idea what you are saying.' mockup

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

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"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?" mockup

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

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Exit next left. No, my left.

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"What do cats want?"

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Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk mockup

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk

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"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."

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Confusion Connoisseurs Gifts Collection

Confusion Connoisseurs Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the quirky, curious minds of confusion connoisseurs—perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.

Confusion Connoisseurs Pillows

Comfort your loved ones with pillows that celebrate their love for the delightfully perplexing—fun, witty, and perfect for any space.

Confusion Connoisseurs Prints

Decorate their home or office with prints that capture the whimsical spirit of confusion connoisseurs—ideal for sparking smiles and conversations.

Confusion Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for confusion connoisseurs who love to wear their curiosity and wit on their sleeve with our playful and clever designs.