Colour Confusion Connoisseur Gifts

I'm not colour-blind!

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

bird interprets modern art

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The Family Joules: Part 3

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

Litteratti K9s.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Pisa Hut.

'The first cocktail.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.