Color Clash Connoisseur Gifts

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Landscape Artists

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Trash-talkin' artists

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

"Out? What are you, blind?"

Lady deciding on the colour for a new dress

"Have you got it in beige?"

Frank Auerbach

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Old woman in fabric shop

A Cornish Man

Things get heated at the outing.

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

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