Clash Connoisseur Gifts

The wrong suit

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Time to buy.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

The appointed time

Fisherman Funneral

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."