Clash Connoisseur Mugs

The wrong suit

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Time to buy.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time

Fisherman Funneral

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."