Comedic Clash Connoisseur Mugs

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Choose, Fenster

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Sleigh Ride

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

Loggerheads

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

The violin lesson

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"

'An indecisive pointer.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."