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Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

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'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

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'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

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'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

The violin lesson

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"

'An indecisive pointer.'

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"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

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