Comedic Clash Enthusiast Pillows

Argentea Vulgaris

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

The battle of the pianos.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Tourist

Blower wars.

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Two men arguing on a train journey

Fu Dynasty