Comedic Clash Enthusiast Pillows

Argentea Vulgaris

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Herb's from Texas."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Low Noon.

The battle of the pianos.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Tourist

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Blower wars.

Perplexed Farmer

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Two men arguing on a train journey

Fu Dynasty

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"