Costume Clash Enthusiast Pillows

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Just be yourself."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Pirate

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Modern Major General

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"