Clothing Chaos Champion Pillows

The Origin of Laundry Day

"There's more inside."

Tiger Costume

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'Quick! Look cute!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

Superman charades

I am the cute blue bear

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

The other mark of Zorro.

A hermit crab moves home

Wind-up Radio

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

Noise: An Overview.

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

The Unalphabetizer

"Prob-lo-Matic"

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

Fitting Rooms and Nothing Fits Room

'Mike! Come in! Mike, you left your walkie-talkie in my truck! Mike come in! Mike, you there?'

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'