Closet Chaos Conqueror Pillows

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

What My Day Feels Like

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

The Move.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."