Christmas Chaos Conqueror Pillows

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

What My Day Feels Like

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

Tuppermalware

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

The horn of paper

Holiday Overkill.

Office De-cluttering