Christmas Chaos Navigator Pillows

Father Christmas at shopping centre store guide - you are here ...and here...and here...and...ect.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Having It All

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Working from home.

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

Going to the pub with kids...