Classic Clothing Chaos Fan Pillows

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Computer Room.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Casual Thursday

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Deer Cross Dressing.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Fruit of the Loon"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Try rebooting.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

EASTER 2020

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

Two artists are dressed to match the climate in their artwork.

'You must be the new girl.'

"Close the door woman! There's a weasel outbreak!"