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'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Computer Room.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Casual Thursday

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Deer Cross Dressing.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"Fruit of the Loon"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Try rebooting.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

The Origin of Laundry Day

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

EASTER 2020

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

"Close the door woman! There's a weasel outbreak!"

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

'You must be the new girl.'

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."