Clothing Contradictions Fan Pillows

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Casual Thursday

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Sweet Costume

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"You remind me of someone."

Matching Suits

"Fruit of the Loon"

Scuba Skater

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

The Origin of Laundry Day

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

Two artists are dressed to match the climate in their artwork.

An Oarsman

House of Commons: Dress Down Friday