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"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Return Of The Minipants

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"What? I slept seven months."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

Cargo briefs

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

A Hint for Tailors - The British Abroad