Mismatched Fashion Lovers Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

"We have the exact same taste."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Flight Socks.

The Eclectic Chair

How it started: How it's going

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"Dad."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'