Mismatched Fashion Adventurer Pillows

Out-of-control-top pantyhose.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Thong World.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"My year of dressing dangerously."

One size fits all

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Winter Sale

"Sorry I'm late, but I couldn't find anything to wear."