Mismatched Fashion Adventurer Prints

Out-of-control-top pantyhose.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Thong World.

Lady Gaga

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

One size fits all

Pete had found his home planet.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."