Mismatched Adventurers Prints

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

I smell feet ... Human feet. About six months ago, I was getting my car fixed, and on the wall of the garage, there was a sign that read, "Change worn shocks at 50,000 miles." I mistook "shocks" for socks."

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

"Well, that's the last time we go on separate holidays!"

'I like to do a lot of business on the crazy golf course...'

'I think your absent mindedness is getting worse.'

Well? Well what? What did you get me? I know that tone. Forgot something. Birthday? Seven-month anniversary of the latest iPad? Um