Mismatched Adventurers Pillows

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"No, I'm sorry, we don't have a low maintenance category."

'I like to do a lot of business on the crazy golf course...'

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

"Well, that's the last time we go on separate holidays!"

"I've been here three days and only just discovered I'm at the wrong convention."

'I think your absent mindedness is getting worse.'