Mistaken Adventurer Pillows

"I've been here three days and only just discovered I'm at the wrong convention."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Forgotten anything?"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'