Misunderstood Adventurers Pillows

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'I see lot's of water...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

Mr Briggs's sPleasures of Fishing - No. I

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"

"Honey what's our password?"

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"

"He couldn't find his phone."

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

'School was awful today, Mom -- I forgot my locker combination and all my passwords!'