Accidental Adventurer Pillows

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

"Well, how was I supposed to know the other driver wasn't going to turn left?!"

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Roller blader crashing into pile of dirty rubbish

We Pile 'Em High Store: '. . . no touching!'

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

First aid departments

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I know just how you feel.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."