Accidental Adventurer Gifts

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Well, how was I supposed to know the other driver wasn't going to turn left?!"

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Roller blader crashing into pile of dirty rubbish

We Pile 'Em High Store: '. . . no touching!'

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

First aid departments

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I know just how you feel.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.