Accidentally Adventurous Gifts

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Cat box"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'